not so boring things about the boring, blur me

     Hmm… Gooi Harvey, the seemingly innocent boy is going to tackle the "S" word taboo topic… hehehe… this must be interesting.. hehehe..

     Well.. what can i say.. since my last few posts have been quite.. erm.. uninteresting.. I’m gonna spice some things up… HEHEHEHEHEHE (evil laughter that can be heard from miles away, causing many to tremble in fear..)

     YES!! IT"S THE THING EVERYONE DOES, BUT NONE IS WILLING TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!

     TODAY"S TOPIC IS………………………………………………..

NO!! You’re wrong.. not sex… it’s… JENG JENG JENG JENG……….

SHIT!!!

     Yes.. today’s topic is SHIT. My classmates should know that i LOVE to talk about shit.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. MY PASSION… SHIT!!!

     well.. I must say that i’m influenced by Shin Chan in this matter… what struck me was the story of WIRA TAHI and UNCHI-MAN!! Unchi-man mengekalkan keadilan dengan memastikan rakyat dapat menikmati keseronokan berak.. Wira Tahi merupakan wira yang menggalakkan rakyat untuk berak di mana mana sahaja dan tidak malu..

     Oh well.. i can’t be Unchi-man.. cuz he has special abilities like shooting shit cannons.. BUT Wira tahi.. I can be.. Wira tahi are just a bunch of people who promotes good shitting habits.. which is to say… not keeping your shit in when they obviously want freedom from your intestinal prison..

     YES!! Why keep your shit in? It’s a completely unhealthy habit in which most people in the world do! When you want to shit, go and do it.. you know you want to.. Why suffer? Enjoy shitting!! Once your poop is all out, your suffering stops!!

     SO, now.. everyone, PLEASE!! Shit when you want to shit.. you know they want to come out.. grant them their freedom.. You know you can hear them pleading.. "please, please, let us out.. we want to see the outside world…" and when you don’t, they’ll go, "LET US OUT OR WE’LL BURST OUT THROUGH YOUR NAVEL!!"

     Of course.. In order to enjoy shitting, you need to prevent BUASIR!! What’s buasir? erm.. i do not know the word in english.. but.. it’s a kind of growth in your anus, that hurts like hell when you shit..

     To prevent buasir

- step 1: Do not eat too much spicy food

-step 2: Maintain good asshole hygien

(wash your butt, not just wipe them)

-step 3: er… i dunno anymore..

     See… simple steps to enjoy shitting to the fullest!! I hope this post  is able to change your mindset about shitting..

     Let us all be Wira Tahi and encourage good shitting habits amongst our people.. SO, the next time you feel like shitting, go up to your lecturer and say it proudly.. Sir, I want to SHIT!!!

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