not so boring things about the boring, blur me

     Yes… the much awaited sequel to the "S" worded taboo topic is finally out.. Got inspiration from my very, very good friend, Jason Lee Chor Kuan, my Wira Tahi comrade. Hahahahaha. Oh well, we share the same birthday, same level of ke-blur-an… So, naturally, we share the same passion of talking crap, especially about SHIT. Finally had time since i’m now so "wu liao"… stuck in PP (pusat pelajar, which is not really the pusat for pelajars.. since it is located so far away from the hostels.. with a distance of something like that of the Shire and Mount Doom) since it’s raining so heavily.. (~_~")

     Yeah man..shitting is good!yeah i totally agree.ppl need to hv proper shitting habits tho.last time…i saw a big pile of it…outside the toilet whole..with a piece of tissue on it….4 god’s sake…y dun dat fellar..whoever dat is…take the hose n wash it into the toilet hole or wat??eating nasi goreng pataya at the mamak stall will nvr b the same 4 me again………if u get wat i mean.

     That was his comment on my previous post… Hahahaha.. Thanks Jason!!!

     So, today, I’ll be discussing on the correlation between good shitting habits and the hygiene of toilets in Malaysia.

     Like Jason has pointed out, Malaysians generally love garnishing their lovely products with a piece of white tissue/toilet paper on top of it (~_~") Sooo artistic, huh? Hahahaha..

     Why dun they just flush it down the toilet? Or just use the hose and wash it down? I believe that it is because they are ashamed that they have just shit. And flushing it down somehow might give people hints that they were actually shitting. So, to jaga macho/jaga ayu, these ppl quietly sneak out of the cubicle, and out of the toilet..

     Same goes for "shi shi-ing"(urinating). Why dun they flush? Cuz if they do so? It gives people the impression that they were shitting. Thus, the effect of all this is: Very smelly public toilet syndrome

     So, i believe that if everyonone is not ashamed of enjoying this perfectly healthy habit, all public toilets in Malaysia would be genarally clean. Hahahahahaha.

      If everyone is not ashamed of shitting, they’ll flush their products down instead of garnishing it with white tissue/toilet paper. And they won’t be ashamed of washing their butts, thus, good asshole hygiene and preventing piles (Thanks, Arvind for the English word for Buasir). And when there’s no piles, there’s no suffering while shitting. (~_~") hahahahahaha

     So, what say you? Are you proud of the hygiene of public toilets in Malaysia? If your answer is no, then BE PROUD of SHITTING and be a Wira Tahi today. Let’s work together to make people enjoy shitting, with no pressure of shame, so that the public toilets are cleaner, and most of all.. pleasant to the nose. Long live Wira Tahi!!!

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