not so boring things about the boring, blur me

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Types of poopie

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel
the poopie come out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie
it out, see it in the toilet, but there
is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe
your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet
paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won’t ruin them with
stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when
you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve
pulled your pants up to your knees, and
you realize that you have to poopie
some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The
kind where you strain so much to get it
out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie
that is so huge you’re afraid to flush
without first breaking it into little
pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, that
everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER’S POOPIE: The kind of poopie
you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait
is the skid marks on the bottom of the
toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The
kind where you want to poopie but all
you do is sit on the toilet and fart a
few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That’s where it
hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear
it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The
kind that comes out so fast, your butt
cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie
refuses to drop in the toilet even
though you are done poopie-ing it. You
just hope that a shake or two will cut
it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You’re not even at
the toilet because you are sure you are
about to fart, but *oops* — a poopie!